cyrano: (Bringing Skeksi back)
Cyrano Jones ([personal profile] cyrano) wrote2011-03-17 11:13 pm

New lightbulb joke

My friend, the very reverent Matt Smith, posted this lightbulb joke that at least *some* of my friends (*ahem*Rivendell Rose*ahem*) should check out.

Warning: One may have to log in to Facebook to see it.

[identity profile] mszappata.livejournal.com 2011-03-18 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
And how many divorced men does it take to mop the floor?

[identity profile] cyranocyrano.livejournal.com 2011-03-18 01:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Mop the floor? What does it matter--nobody's going to see it anyway, so why bother? I mean, why bother with anything, any more? I'm going to die poor and alone on a sticky floor.

[identity profile] mszappata.livejournal.com 2011-03-18 01:39 pm (UTC)(link)
That's exactly what is meant: none; they never care about housework.

[identity profile] cyranocyrano.livejournal.com 2011-03-18 01:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I am the clever monkey!

[identity profile] mszappata.livejournal.com 2011-03-18 01:49 pm (UTC)(link)
A monkey-of-infinite-resource-and-sagacity (c)