So their minds are soft and lazy

[cyrano]

It's Friday, campers. It's Friday and I'm bored. I'm starting to once again get good at speaking corporatese, and that leaves me feeling vaguely unsettled. So today's IFIAYAQD! question is:

Given an unlimited budget but only eight hours of 'on stage' time, how would you keep me entertained?

Comments

[roseneko.livejournal.com]

Design a hypercomplex psychosexual nightmare sequence to point out the many inconsistencies and rationalizations in modern existence and simultaneously subliminally reinforce the belief that your entire life has been a falsehood designed for others' entertainment. Then arrange for your return to the "real" world to coincide with you happening to find a minor arsenal and huge stock of ammo, and watch the fireworks.

Hey, you didn't say it couldn't be for *my* entertainment as well.

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

Didn't you do this *last* month?

[tamago.livejournal.com]

Only eight hours? I would ply you with low-fat, low-carb gourmet treats while entertaining you with selections from Kdrama series with editorial commentary. Cultural Imperialism FTW!

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

The commentary would be the important part.

[tamago.livejournal.com]

Of course! I would probably start with all the gender bending bits...

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

I can't imagine where else to start, given your audience.

[reluctantgenius.livejournal.com]

I lean toward a combination of hallucinogens and Ambien for eight hours of very colorful dreaming.

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

Ooo. Entertainment on a budget. I like it.