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Cyrano Jones ([personal profile] cyrano) wrote2003-07-19 09:57 pm

Day 5

in the 21 day barrage of prayer called Operation Supreme Court Freedom.

Number of liberal Justices (out of six) The Lord has moved his heavy hand upon to call them to retire:
0

Stay tuned for further updates.

[identity profile] miss-friday.livejournal.com 2003-07-20 11:43 am (UTC)(link)
Uh, I believe that Pat Robertson, et. al. are only asking for the removal of three. Kennedy, Ginsberg, and one I forget.

But then, I heard about this story on The Daily Show, which gave the story as much respect as it really deserves. (That is to say, I was audibly laughing by the end of the piece.)

[identity profile] katchoo-too.livejournal.com 2003-07-20 01:48 pm (UTC)(link)
He ammended his original statement to say he didn't care which of the six justices stepped down as long as three did.

[identity profile] cyranocyrano.livejournal.com 2003-07-21 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
He hasn't named names. He's mentioned an 83-year-old, a cancer survivor and somebody with 'heart problems' and people he'd think it would be a good idea for God to convince to retire, if God were thinking such a thing would be a good idea.
But there were six naughty justices who are driving this country into the sodomizing hands of Satan (how's that for a visual image?) and he has said that if only three of them retire they could be replaced by G-Bu's right-thinking conservative justices who would put the 'God' back in 'Smiting the Godless Heathens'.

[identity profile] miss-friday.livejournal.com 2003-07-21 11:36 am (UTC)(link)
Which is just proves how nuts he is. This is one of the most conservative Supreme Courts in recent memory.

[identity profile] cyranocyrano.livejournal.com 2003-07-21 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Easily, the lowest (erm. Most conservative, politically) court since the halcyon days of the Berger Court.
But we never claimed Pat was the brains of the Religious Right.

I think

[identity profile] forkmonkey.livejournal.com 2003-07-21 12:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Pat needs a good buggering. It'd loosen him up.

-F

Re: I think

[identity profile] cyranocyrano.livejournal.com 2003-07-21 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
And I have the perfect splintered broomstick for the job.