I believe that, in a half asleep stupor, I have crafted what will become my standard response to the 'First Post!' crap that is creeping into every facet of the internet from the accursed SlashDot.
Um. Are you familiar with the 'race for first post' where you don't actually have anything of substance to say but just want to be the first dog to pee in a particular spot?
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