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I'm no Superman
So the new beard draws a lot of 'distinguished' comments. And certain people at work are calling me Professor so now I'm Professor Cyrano. Which leads to 'Professor C' the head of the Cyrano School for Gifted Child-Like Adults, whose superpower is the Psychic Bite; he can use the sharp teeth of his mind to punish bad guys. He also has a cool hoverchair he can zoom around in. Urbane, refined, snappy dresser--he's a political animal, dedicated to protecting his students. And he has never had a fabulous torrid affair with Ian McKellan. Ever. Really.
So, you, my students, tell me about yourselves, your powers, your weaknesses... tell me your stories.
So, you, my students, tell me about yourselves, your powers, your weaknesses... tell me your stories.
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My superpower is the ability to tickle people into a laughing state from a distance.
Not very useful, but I'm a big hit at parties.
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My superpower is the ability to completely forget anything very important at the exact time it is needed... oh wait no... thats not a superpower... shoot what was it again?
I'll get back to you on that. probably at about 3:00am when all the other witty comments I should have made during the day come to me as well. :)
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http://www.livejournal.com/users/da_zhuang/745398.html#cutid1
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I can do absolutely anything, but not today. Tomorrow. Definitely tomorrow.
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My superpower is making nearby individual street lamps go off.
Am currently seeking a male supervillan who is adept at theft for a world-wide crime spree.
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I wish that my superpower were to teleport without pants. That would at least be amusing at parties.
I can nearly infallibly summon a particular cat to my location by pouring something into a cup or bowl. I need to find a use for this power.