Burn the land, and boil the sea

[cyrano]

The 'quoting Firefly' meme, in honor of the opening of Serenity. Countdown: Three days.

Simon: Yep, it's a cow fetus.

Wash: Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony...

Jayne: What'd y'all order a dead guy for?

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In other news. Randy, the fucker, broke my heart this afternoon.

Comments

[jesshartley.livejournal.com]

*hug*

[lurkingowl.livejournal.com]

Dear Diary, today I was pompous and my sister was crazy.
Dear Diary, today I was abducted by hillpeople and never seen again. It was the best day ever.

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

My favorite Jayne quote.

[jesshartley.livejournal.com]

Jayne: I'll be in my bunk...

[aberrantvirtue.livejournal.com]

My favorite quote about Jayne....

"It's like a trained monkey...only, without all the training."

[your-liquid-sky.livejournal.com]

Captain Tightpants: Jayne, your mouth is talkin'. Might wanna look to that.

Kaylee: How can be sure, if we don't question it?

Jayne: Is she mad or somethin'?

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

Captain? I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.

[9thmoon.livejournal.com]

If you die, can I have your share?

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

I really wanted to use Wash's toy dinosaur monologue. (: But all three of those were in the same episode, so I decided I was allowed.

[9thmoon.livejournal.com]

Wait, what meme?

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

The one currently floating around that says 'In honor of the opening of Serenity on Friday, when you see this meme on your friendslist, quote Firefly'--much similar to the Shakespeare one that made rounds last week.
*smooch*

[aberrantvirtue.livejournal.com]

I saved this one especially for you:

"It's a swan."

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

It's just an object. It doesn't mean what you think. (:

[aberrantvirtue.livejournal.com]

Ai!

I can't believe I forgot to use, "I have enough trouble keeping track of my sister when she's a corporeal being..."

Heh.

[9thmoon.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but she's our witch!

I see how they did it, I'm just not seeing the "why".

I do the job. I get paid.

If anyone ever kills you, you kill them right back!

(And I don't like guys that kill me, not in general...)

No, Mal's really not my favourite character. (He's not! I swear!)

We gotta go to the crappy planet where I'm a hero!

We're waiting until Sunday to see it because we're not big on crowds. Do NOT spoil! I repeat, do NOT spoil! =P

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

Do NOT spoil! I repeat, do NOT spoil! =P

Serenity is his childhood sled!
Mal's wife killed her!
Book is Mal's father!
Inara's really a man!
Wash is Kaiser Soze!

Um. Off hand, I can't think of any more spoilers. For bonus points, name the films. (:

[aberrantvirtue.livejournal.com]

Citizen Kane.
(unknown)
Star Wars (#5?)
Crying Game
Usual Suspects

And, for the bonus round spoiler:
Kaylee was already dead.

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

I only get the bonus points if there's a little kid who can see Kaylee.

[aberrantvirtue.livejournal.com]

Why do you think they all thought River was crazy?! ;)

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

Because she talked to the invisible rabbit?

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

(Oh, and #2 was 'Presumed Innocent'.)

[9thmoon.livejournal.com]

Oh, geez.

Ummmmm. Something about "Rosebud"?

I have no idea...

Star Wars!

Um...

Um...

See, not so good on the pop culture references.

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

It's okay, so long as you're good and spoiled. I like to spoil you.