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Cyrano Jones ([personal profile] cyrano) wrote2006-06-09 03:19 pm

Baby got back

Hey, you know what would really encourage me to buy your Male Enhancement Product (which you don't even know how to spell so for FUCK'S SAKE why would I trust you to sell me the right FUCKING product you'd probably send me a urinal cake or something by accident)?
The subject line "Hello, oven-shaped"
Because I don't have issues about my size *or* my weight. And comments like that immediately warm me to you.

However, in the list of 'random words we stick at the bottom of the email to prove to you that we're not spam, really' was Pan-turanianism, which has now replaced 'clitoriste' as my favorite word. They also included 'pasty-footed' 'mock-beggar' 'Neo-darwinism' and 'muse-ridden', all of which I have a fondness for.

[identity profile] starherd.livejournal.com 2006-06-09 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I've noticed that some of the spammails have been picking very entertaining babble.
I'm tempted to start copying it and see if I can't make stories out of it.

Also, your icon is Teh Win. XD

[identity profile] cyranocyrano.livejournal.com 2006-06-09 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm thinking that 'muse-ridden' is a very evocative word. I look forward to applying it to Dan Brown when he releases his next book. And I'm not sure whether 'pasty-footed' means that one's foot is shaped (or perhaps smells) like a pasty or that it has paste on it.
I love that icon. I don't get a chance to use it often, (Like my Johnny Cash icon, it can be seen as a bit too hostile) but I love that episode, I love that concept and I love that it's Bill Mumy.