Let your body feel the heat

[cyrano]

So this morning I was forcefully reminded of one of the most buh-inducing moments of the past six months.
Senator James Inhofe; surely, in order to become a Senator, he must have passed a battery of multiple choice and essay questions insuring his deep knowledge on a wide array of topics. And when asked to comment on the 'global warming kerfluffle' he was happy to weigh in on 'Fox and Friends'.
"If you stop and think about it, it's all about money," he started. Wow, James, that's... unexpected. Cutting a little close to the quick, what with your money from big polluters, and major contributors to this 'theory'. "I mean, what happens to the Weather Channel's ratings if, all of a sudden, people aren't scared any more?"
Um. Take that, Hollywood elitists and United Nations! We're onto your gigantic profit-making scheme! You didn't think we'd noticed you buying up shares of Landmark Communications, did you? The all-seeing eye of the Senate is upon you! Exxon isn't going to buy into your fear mongering any longer! No matter how many polar bears you bribe into making public statements!

Fuck it. Rocks fall, everyone dies.

Comments

[phillipalden.livejournal.com]

That icon is damn funny!

[ebonlock.livejournal.com]

I think he and Ted Stevens should team up to solve all the world's problems. With their vast understanding of the evils of Weather Channel fascism and the inter-tubes there'd be no stopping them!