What do you know, Deutschland?

[cyrano]

It's Friday, and time for another session of IFAMAQD.
Now you can get those answers you forgot to ask last week. Now you can find out if Attourney General Alberto Gonzales recalls anything that happened more than five seconds ago. Now you can find out if these pants make your butt look big. Now you can find out if I feel lucky, punk.
All that and more, after these messages!

Comments

[yukonsally]

What the hell is wrong with my toe?! It doesn't hurt but it has been purple for weeks.

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

If it doesn't hurt, I'd say it's either in early stages of leprotic necrosis or it's redecorating and going with a new color scheme.

[tnalpgge.livejournal.com]

When will I get to hand the Shade of Aran his own arse on a silver platter?

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

Once you have conquered the guardian beast which watches over the Silver Platter of Asmodeus then you will be armed with sufficient power.

[loupyone.livejournal.com]

Two people are in a tickle fight. Person one kicks person two in the mouth by accident, knocking out a tooth. Repairing this costs $6600. How much should person one contribute to the dental costs?

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

That's going to depend a lot on who initiated the tickle fight, how much insurance person two has, and how strained relationships are between one and two. But I think person one should probably make a good faith effort to contribute to costs.

[miss-friday.livejournal.com]

Why does it rain the week everyone decides to plant tomatoes?

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

Because tomatoes are evil, and even the weather recognizes this. It hopes that by drowning out the crop it can push people into using tinned stores or, better yet, sauces and salsas.

[hamgallon84.livejournal.com]

If I did IFAMAQD, what would your question for me be?

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

Yesterday, it would have been 'should I come visit for a day-trip'. But as of a couple of hours ago I lost the opportunity. I'll need an opportunity to regroup.

[reggie-coward.livejournal.com]

Are your eyes windows to your soul?

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

Technically, my eyes are more like french doors into my... wait. More like those two-way butler doors into the dining room. Or... really, more like those sort of half doors like in the saloons in western films.
Yes. They're the swinging saloon doors of my soul.