And also?

[cyrano]

Kneel Before ToastWeasel!

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Comments

[motleypolitico.livejournal.com]

It gets worse. See my latest entry on the toastweasel saga.

[roseneko.livejournal.com]

Do not taunt ToastWeasel.

(Although technically, wouldn't that be "ToastStoat"? I guess it doesn't matter, really, and "weasel" is a much funnier word...)

(These and Other Random Musings Brought To You By Rose Has Too Much Time At Work!)

[mnarra.livejournal.com]

ToastWeasel may stick to certain kinds of skin. So may ToastStoat.

Or, as I first typed it, TaoistStat. Which would be some sort of an enlightenment and balance metric, I would suppose.

[mnarra.livejournal.com]

After hearing me cry out the ToastWeasel cry, and then viewing (without further explanation) the ToastWeasel, Shannon considered deeply and asked what I was on. I explained your entry. She gave me a long, level look and quoth forth this wisdom:

"You both need to put down the glass pipe and step away. Crack is bad for you. Both of you."