cyrano | (no subject)

The title of this spam is 'The Outcasts of Poker Flats'.
And now I want to write that short story.

I will totally read it.

Too late, someone else already did.

Really? Was it good?

Never mind, I found it on Project Gutenberg and will read it myself.
Now I have to find a new title for that short story. q:

Yeah, wasn't that a Bret Harte story?

It is, in fact. I've got it bookmarked for later reading.