Yugh.

[cyrano]

Okay. Sarah Palin is now being hailed as "The Maverette". Because since she has a uterus she can't be a maverick.
I suppose next she'll receive the titles "Governess" and "Mayorette".
It's a good thing she's a feminist or I'd probably throw up.
(This, I suppose, is what I get for coming home from holiday.)
EDIT:
I would not want to forget--she's also a Mother-ina, a Christianess, and a Family-Values Conservette.

Comments

[rivendellrose.livejournal.com]

You forgot Vice Presidential Nominette.

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

I did, but mostly because I couldn't come up with a format that was less awkward than 'Motherina'. (: I'm glad I've got you on staff.
(PS: Hope you're feeling better.)

[evilmagnus]

You realize that if Chuck finds out about this post and realizes you're not being sincere, he'll kill you before you were born with a scissor kick to the uterus.

[phillipalden.livejournal.com]

Not to mention she's also a racist piece of shit.

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

I think we'd have to use the term 'race-ess'. Seeing as she has a uterus and all.

[phillipalden.livejournal.com]

I suspect she also has a penis.

[mostuff.livejournal.com]

I've got a scalpel. We can take care of that uterus. Can you hold her down for me?

[mostuff.livejournal.com]

Thanks for getting me good and nauseated just before lunchtime.

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

But... she's a *feminist*!