cyrano: (Disaster)
Cyrano Jones ([personal profile] cyrano) wrote2009-01-08 07:41 am

SuperDemocrat!

Senator Harry Reid steps into a phone booth, but when he emerges he is Limp Noodle Fainting Couch Man!

Greg Saunders at This Modern World Blog pretty much sums it up.
“It looks like we’re going to have that second Great Depression after all, because a global warming-denier from a tiny state put an anonymous hold on the stimulus bill until we put in provisions thanking Jesus for writing the Constitution and granting zygotes the right to vote and own property.”

(And for the sweet cherry on top, I say "Twelve more days.")

[identity profile] reluctantgenius.livejournal.com 2009-01-09 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
The Dems did take the Give the Kingdom Away feat back a couple of levels ago. They get free food with that, don't they?

[identity profile] cyranocyrano.livejournal.com 2009-01-09 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
They only took Give the Kingdom Away because it was a prerequisite for Snatch Defeat from the Jaws of Victory, which gives them a +2 to their Vacillate skill checks.

[identity profile] reluctantgenius.livejournal.com 2009-01-09 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
They added that with the 3.5 rules, didn't they?

[identity profile] cyranocyrano.livejournal.com 2009-01-09 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that plus the new House rule that you don't have a majority (and are actually a minority) unless you're running at 75%. It's really sped up game play by allowing them to roll over and expose their bellies twice as fast.