The spam in my mailbox this morning

[cyrano]

If you were born in Los Angeles, you better have a huge tool.

The best way to prove your virility is to get a Submariner SS watch.

Comments

[tamago.livejournal.com]

OMG! LA is underwater? The apocalypse is nigh!

[lil-m-moses.livejournal.com]

Sadly, many Angelinos try to make up for it by just being giant tools.