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Cyrano Jones ([personal profile] cyrano) wrote2011-01-16 12:08 am

I'm not dead yet.

I think I'll go for a walk.

[identity profile] reluctantgenius.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I promise to laugh until I pass out if you get hit by a bus crossing the road.

[identity profile] cyranocyrano.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
The road is a good quarter mile away. There is no way I'm going to get that far. I'll probably just slip and fall into a snow bank to await the spring thaw.

[identity profile] reluctantgenius.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe you could be a tour guide - Come to Michigan for the best hibernation-vacation in the lower 48!

[identity profile] cyranocyrano.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Or at least a landmark, if I can remember to stick my arm up when I fall.

[identity profile] reluctantgenius.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
If you're holding a Red Wings flag in your hand, you might not even get run over by the snowplow.

[identity profile] cyranocyrano.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes but if I'm holding a Red Wings flag then I'll have to cut off my hand.

[identity profile] reluctantgenius.livejournal.com 2011-01-17 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure a couple of months in the deep freeze will impair your memory enough that, when you wake up, you'll have no idea where the flag came from.

[identity profile] cyranocyrano.livejournal.com 2011-01-17 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
At the same time, there's a risk that with my brain that impaired, I might become a Red Wings fan. And I don't know if that's a risk I'm prepared to take.

[identity profile] reluctantgenius.livejournal.com 2011-01-17 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought the pool on "How long it will take for CJ to become a Red Wings fan" had already started?

[identity profile] cyranocyrano.livejournal.com 2011-01-17 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
If it has, whoever took 'ten months' has lost already.

[identity profile] reluctantgenius.livejournal.com 2011-01-17 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I took three years, myself.

[identity profile] cyranocyrano.livejournal.com 2011-01-17 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, man. In three years, I'm going to be a Sharks season ticket holder.

[identity profile] reluctantgenius.livejournal.com 2011-01-17 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
But after three years of Michigan vibes soaking into your mind? Well, you know what my bet is.

[identity profile] phillipalden.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"You're not fooling anybody. You'll be stone dead in a moment."

[identity profile] irismoonlight.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Glad you're feeling well enough to do so!