cyrano: (My Little Friend)
Cyrano Jones ([personal profile] cyrano) wrote2011-09-29 12:21 pm

An open letter to web marketers

When you design a web ad with a cheery yellow 'X' in the upper right hand corner (where we expect by social convention to find the 'go away' button) which actually is a link to your page, we don't think you're clever and applaud your puckish whimsy. We want to punch you in the testicles with our mouse, and even if you were selling oxygen and we were spiralling through the empty cold void of space we would say 'sod you I do not want your product ever and I will adivse all my friends to burn your store to the ground'.

HTH. HAND.

[identity profile] tersa.livejournal.com 2011-09-29 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
even if you were selling oxygen and we were spiralling through the empty cold void of space

I have infected you. :D (You really need to play the game, FPS or not)

ALSO: Yes. What you said. WTH, what moronic GUI designer did that?

[identity profile] cyranocyrano.livejournal.com 2011-09-29 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait. Infected me with what?

[identity profile] tersa.livejournal.com 2011-09-29 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
That metaphor read like the opening sequence of ME2, is all. #maybealittleobsessed

[identity profile] cyranocyrano.livejournal.com 2011-09-29 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Aaaah. I was thinking more Jubal Early at the end of Objects in Space. (:

[identity profile] tersa.livejournal.com 2011-09-29 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I think you are more steeped in Firefly than I am. :)

[identity profile] cyranocyrano.livejournal.com 2011-09-29 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm kind of infected by it. (:

[identity profile] tersa.livejournal.com 2011-09-29 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know anything about that.

Nope.

(Which is to say you should still play Mass Effect. Or come out here again so I can play for you. :)

[identity profile] cyranocyrano.livejournal.com 2011-09-29 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
(I plan to. The problem is, I still have Portal Portal 2 Knights of the Old Republic Half Life 2 Dragon Age 2 Bioshock Bioshock 2 to get through.)

[identity profile] tersa.livejournal.com 2011-09-29 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds like you need to take a few months off work. ;)

[identity profile] cyranocyrano.livejournal.com 2011-09-29 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
That would be awesome. Maybe I could do like the PA guys and play video games for charity.

[identity profile] tersa.livejournal.com 2011-09-29 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
That would be kinda awesome.