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Two Tribes II
Not as funny as the last skirmish.
Date: Tue, 25 Jan 2005 08:56:19 -0800 (PST)
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Date: Mon, 24 Jan 2005 22:07:07 -0800 (PST)
From: Lawrence de Arabia <cyranocoyote@yahoo.com>
Subject: ten million dollars
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Sorry this took so long but my husband thinks that
with the court case this would be a bad idea, so I
won't be able to stand as next of kin.
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[13:33] princedon7: what r u talking about
[13:33] princedon7: i did not understand the mail u sent me
[13:34] cyranocoyote: Sorry, the address you gave me was returned--addressee unknown.
[13:34] princedon7: what court case r u talking about
[13:34] cyranocoyote: The murder trial. It featured rather prominently in our last exchange.
[13:36] princedon7: what muder trail r u talking about
[13:36] princedon7:
[13:37] cyranocoyote: The murder trial of John James, who was shot in usa.
[13:37] cyranocoyote: John Jones.
[13:38] princedon7: look the John james i am talking about was not murdered , despite that he died hee in my countryy and not in the usa
[13:39] cyranocoyote: Right. But there's more than one John Jones. And this other one is also dead.
[13:40] princedon7: yes
[13:41] cyranocoyote: And my husband thinks it would look bad in court if I were trying to get this money from another John Jones.
[13:42] princedon7: look john is dead , with no next of kin
[13:42] *** Auto-response sent to princedon7: I am currently idle.
[13:42] princedon7: there is nothing bad claiming this money
[13:42] cyranocoyote: And the other John is dead with next of kin.
[13:43] cyranocoyote: I'm sure there's nothing bad about it, but it might look bad without actually being bad. Too many dead Joneses in my life.
[13:43] princedon7: u see the john i am talking about is no way related to the one u r talking about
[13:44] cyranocoyote: Oh. So I'm not really his next of kin?
[13:44] princedon7: yes u r not
[13:44] cyranocoyote: Then how can I claim this money as his next of kin? That sounds bad.
[13:45] princedon7: look i cant find his next of kin
[13:46] princedon7: i have tried to no avail to locate this mans kin
[13:46] cyranocoyote: But if I said I was, then we'd both be lying. Right?
[13:48] princedon7: look this is the only option i have,
[13:49] princedon7: do u want us to allow this mans long term sweat waste in vian'
[13:50] cyranocoyote: I'm not sure he'd think it was less wasted if a total stranger walked away with his sweat.
[13:51] princedon7: look at it this way if my company officials confiscate this fund ?
[13:51] cyranocoyote: Then you've made your company ten million dollars. I hope you have profit sharing--that'd be a hefty piece of change.
[13:52] princedon7: what do u meanits just gong to be confiscated to the government
[13:52] *** Auto-response sent to princedon7: I am currently idle.
[13:52] princedon7: not my company
[13:53] cyranocoyote: Oh! I misread.
[13:54] cyranocoyote: That's different. In that case, what are your government's freedom of information laws like, because if we can keep this out of public domain....
[13:54] princedon7: they r not going to know about this
[13:55] cyranocoyote: So the government doesn't know about it? But they know they're getting the money?
[13:56] princedon7: they do not know anything about it ,but the company will just have to give the money to them if the next of kin does not appear within the time they demanded
[13:57] princedon7: u see my bank belives that i am the only one that can present this mans kin
[13:57] princedon7: if i present u , they will just belive that u r the kin
[13:58] princedon7: they wil only demand for documents to back up this claims
[13:58] princedon7: after they confirm the authenticity of these documents'
[13:58] cyranocoyote: ok. so we can get the documents easy?
[13:58] princedon7: they will have but no option than to release this fund to u
[13:59] princedon7: yes we can , with my position here , i can be able to obtain these documents from diffferent offices .
[14:01] cyranocoyote: That sounds pretty easy.
[14:02] princedon7: so let me knoe ur opinion can u do this with me?
[14:03] cyranocoyote: Yeah, I can work this out with u.
[14:03] princedon7: ok
[14:04] princedon7: just belive me all will be well
[14:04] princedon7: the transaction cut is 70% 4 u and 30% 4 u
[14:05] princedon7: is that ok with u?
[14:05] cyranocoyote: So I get 100%? Or is one of those cuts 4 u?
[14:06] princedon7: the 70% is 4 me and 30% 4 u
[14:07] cyranocoyote: Ah! Well seeing as my cut would be 0% otherwise then that seems reasonable.
[14:07] princedon7: what u talking about?
[14:08] cyranocoyote: Without you as my agent provocateur, I'd have no chance of getting any of this money, unless I found out where this insurance company was located and tried to submit myself. Thus a zero percentage.
[14:08] princedon7: u talking crazy
[14:09] princedon7: i cant continue wasting my time here with u r not serious at all
[14:09] cyranocoyote: Wait. You think I could get the money without your help?
[14:09] cyranocoyote: If you think that, then you're the crazy one.
[14:09] princedon7: u cant get the money without me
[14:09] cyranocoyote: That's what I said.
[14:11] cyranocoyote: Wait a minute--cat's caught in the laundry basket.
[14:11] princedon7: u dont need to submit urself to the company i wil personally employ a lawyer who wil be representing u til the end of this transaction
[14:13] cyranocoyote: ok back now
[14:13] cyranocoyote: So once you get your seven million, are you going to quit your job? I totally would.
[14:13] princedon7: i wil of course
[14:16] princedon7: sob can we proceed?
[14:17] cyranocoyote: Yeah, go ahead and start fabricating those documents.
[14:18] princedon7: what u mean fabricate?
[14:18] cyranocoyote: Well I assume we're going to have to make them, since otherwise we can't actually prove I'm next of kin, right?
[14:19] cyranocoyote: And honestly, for seven million dollars, what's a little forgery and fraud?
[14:19] princedon7: just go awayu
[14:19] cyranocoyote: You really do run hot and cold.
And then he logged out. How rude. A girl would be hurt, if she weren't used to boys acting that way.
Date: Tue, 25 Jan 2005 08:56:19 -0800 (PST)
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Date: Mon, 24 Jan 2005 22:07:07 -0800 (PST)
From: Lawrence de Arabia <cyranocoyote@yahoo.com>
Subject: ten million dollars
To: princeamanda2002@yahoo.com
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Sorry this took so long but my husband thinks that
with the court case this would be a bad idea, so I
won't be able to stand as next of kin.
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[13:33] princedon7: what r u talking about
[13:33] princedon7: i did not understand the mail u sent me
[13:34] cyranocoyote: Sorry, the address you gave me was returned--addressee unknown.
[13:34] princedon7: what court case r u talking about
[13:34] cyranocoyote: The murder trial. It featured rather prominently in our last exchange.
[13:36] princedon7: what muder trail r u talking about
[13:36] princedon7:
[13:37] cyranocoyote: The murder trial of John James, who was shot in usa.
[13:37] cyranocoyote: John Jones.
[13:38] princedon7: look the John james i am talking about was not murdered , despite that he died hee in my countryy and not in the usa
[13:39] cyranocoyote: Right. But there's more than one John Jones. And this other one is also dead.
[13:40] princedon7: yes
[13:41] cyranocoyote: And my husband thinks it would look bad in court if I were trying to get this money from another John Jones.
[13:42] princedon7: look john is dead , with no next of kin
[13:42] *** Auto-response sent to princedon7: I am currently idle.
[13:42] princedon7: there is nothing bad claiming this money
[13:42] cyranocoyote: And the other John is dead with next of kin.
[13:43] cyranocoyote: I'm sure there's nothing bad about it, but it might look bad without actually being bad. Too many dead Joneses in my life.
[13:43] princedon7: u see the john i am talking about is no way related to the one u r talking about
[13:44] cyranocoyote: Oh. So I'm not really his next of kin?
[13:44] princedon7: yes u r not
[13:44] cyranocoyote: Then how can I claim this money as his next of kin? That sounds bad.
[13:45] princedon7: look i cant find his next of kin
[13:46] princedon7: i have tried to no avail to locate this mans kin
[13:46] cyranocoyote: But if I said I was, then we'd both be lying. Right?
[13:48] princedon7: look this is the only option i have,
[13:49] princedon7: do u want us to allow this mans long term sweat waste in vian'
[13:50] cyranocoyote: I'm not sure he'd think it was less wasted if a total stranger walked away with his sweat.
[13:51] princedon7: look at it this way if my company officials confiscate this fund ?
[13:51] cyranocoyote: Then you've made your company ten million dollars. I hope you have profit sharing--that'd be a hefty piece of change.
[13:52] princedon7: what do u meanits just gong to be confiscated to the government
[13:52] *** Auto-response sent to princedon7: I am currently idle.
[13:52] princedon7: not my company
[13:53] cyranocoyote: Oh! I misread.
[13:54] cyranocoyote: That's different. In that case, what are your government's freedom of information laws like, because if we can keep this out of public domain....
[13:54] princedon7: they r not going to know about this
[13:55] cyranocoyote: So the government doesn't know about it? But they know they're getting the money?
[13:56] princedon7: they do not know anything about it ,but the company will just have to give the money to them if the next of kin does not appear within the time they demanded
[13:57] princedon7: u see my bank belives that i am the only one that can present this mans kin
[13:57] princedon7: if i present u , they will just belive that u r the kin
[13:58] princedon7: they wil only demand for documents to back up this claims
[13:58] princedon7: after they confirm the authenticity of these documents'
[13:58] cyranocoyote: ok. so we can get the documents easy?
[13:58] princedon7: they will have but no option than to release this fund to u
[13:59] princedon7: yes we can , with my position here , i can be able to obtain these documents from diffferent offices .
[14:01] cyranocoyote: That sounds pretty easy.
[14:02] princedon7: so let me knoe ur opinion can u do this with me?
[14:03] cyranocoyote: Yeah, I can work this out with u.
[14:03] princedon7: ok
[14:04] princedon7: just belive me all will be well
[14:04] princedon7: the transaction cut is 70% 4 u and 30% 4 u
[14:05] princedon7: is that ok with u?
[14:05] cyranocoyote: So I get 100%? Or is one of those cuts 4 u?
[14:06] princedon7: the 70% is 4 me and 30% 4 u
[14:07] cyranocoyote: Ah! Well seeing as my cut would be 0% otherwise then that seems reasonable.
[14:07] princedon7: what u talking about?
[14:08] cyranocoyote: Without you as my agent provocateur, I'd have no chance of getting any of this money, unless I found out where this insurance company was located and tried to submit myself. Thus a zero percentage.
[14:08] princedon7: u talking crazy
[14:09] princedon7: i cant continue wasting my time here with u r not serious at all
[14:09] cyranocoyote: Wait. You think I could get the money without your help?
[14:09] cyranocoyote: If you think that, then you're the crazy one.
[14:09] princedon7: u cant get the money without me
[14:09] cyranocoyote: That's what I said.
[14:11] cyranocoyote: Wait a minute--cat's caught in the laundry basket.
[14:11] princedon7: u dont need to submit urself to the company i wil personally employ a lawyer who wil be representing u til the end of this transaction
[14:13] cyranocoyote: ok back now
[14:13] cyranocoyote: So once you get your seven million, are you going to quit your job? I totally would.
[14:13] princedon7: i wil of course
[14:16] princedon7: sob can we proceed?
[14:17] cyranocoyote: Yeah, go ahead and start fabricating those documents.
[14:18] princedon7: what u mean fabricate?
[14:18] cyranocoyote: Well I assume we're going to have to make them, since otherwise we can't actually prove I'm next of kin, right?
[14:19] cyranocoyote: And honestly, for seven million dollars, what's a little forgery and fraud?
[14:19] princedon7: just go awayu
[14:19] cyranocoyote: You really do run hot and cold.
And then he logged out. How rude. A girl would be hurt, if she weren't used to boys acting that way.
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Dear {Z},
I am Mr Dele Paul,the account officer to Martin
Ramsey, who used to work with Shell Development
Company in Nigeria.On the 21st of December
2003,Martin, his wife and their three Children were
involved in a car accident along Sagbama express-road.
All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their
lives. Since then I have made several enquiries to
locate any of my clients extended relatives, but this
has proved unsuccessful. After several unsuccessful
attempts, I decided to track his last name over the
Internet, to locate any member of his family hence I
contacted you.
You are requested to assist in repatriating the money
left behind by my client. This is in an account
deposit with the Diamond Bank Plc containing the sum
$15million dollars. It is important that a probable
next of kin claims this fund within the next fourteen
official working days, failing which it would be sent
to the coffers of the federal government. This is in
consonance with the stipulations of the enabling laws
governing foreign inheritance.
I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin
of the deceased since you have the same last name.
This would facilitate the payment of the proceeds of
the said account to you. All I require is your honest
co-operation to enable us see this deal through. I
guarantee that this will be executed under a
legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any
breach of the law.
Please let me know what you intend to have as your
commission if you agree to embark on this venture.
Best Regards,
Mr Dele Paul.
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Another fun scammer chat
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Keep up the good work!!!
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(Anonymous) 2005-02-19 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)princedon7: Hello Joe ,
I am an employee in the union homes and account officer to late Mr. John Joe , who worked with shell insurance company and deposited the sum of $10 million before his death.The Union Homes has mandated me as his account officer to provide his next of kin all effort to locate this man's relations has proved worthless as i have used expert means trying to do this, and after my search,i found out that you have the same last name with my late client. Will you be able to claim the money from the security company if i present you as the next of kin to my late client?
mychatname: sure
princedon7: ok
mychatname: send me $50,000 up front as an insurance policy so the escrow will close and i will allow you to use me as the next of kin and you can claim your charge as well
princedon7: u se if we work togethere we can make achieve
princedon7: this all i need is ur concept to do this with
mychatname: The $50,000 will be sent to a PO Box in Mazatlan Mexico
princedon7: look ihave no right over the money
mychatname: Of course via Cashier's check drawn on a US Bank
princedon7: only the next of kin can do this
mychatname: you asked if i would be the next of kin and i agreed
mychatname: those are my demands to allow you to make your fee
mychatname: don't you agree this is the best route to take?
mychatname: $10 million will allow you a generous fee
princedon7: i am sorry i dont have the power to send u any money
mychatname: I only want $50,000 up front on a US Bank to my PO Box in Mazatlan
mychatname: You will be missing out on a huge fee
princedon7: sorry my dear
princedon7: i dont have the mobey
mychatname: what do you have?
princedon7: its in the security comapany
mychatname: how much could you send?
princedon7: if u think i am joking about this u can gorget it then
mychatname: you just agree $10 million is a good sum and the resulting fee would be huge
mychatname: who is joking....i am looking to make money from the $10 milion and at least 5% to you for a finders fee
princedon7: yes
mychatname: you do not think this is a good investment on your part?
princedon7: but we have to make this calim from the company
mychatname: ok so make the claim and send me the cash up front and claim the riches later
princedon7: yes of course
mychatname: so?
princedon7: i cant do that cos i do not bear the same last name this man
mychatname: what sort of company do you work for that has no funds to put into an escrow account of sort to guarantee a huge payback
princedon7: neither am i of the same nationality
mychatname: what company do you work for?
mychatname: where are you from?
princedon7: this is sao tome
princedon7: and a security company
princedon7: unioun homes security and savings
mychatname: There is a key ruler of Sao Tome named Dirk Legume, he is a very rich landowner there, are you familiar with him?
princedon7: this fund can only be release to this mans kin
princedon7: no
mychatname: He travels to the US frequently, being an importer and exporter
princedon7: sao tome is my country
mychatname: He is a rich and powerful man
mychatname: You own Sao Tome?
mychatname: hello?
princedon7: look if u not doiung this just say so i can delibrately find another joe
mychatname: i told you i am willing
mychatname: i need the funds up front
mychatname: and yours will come once i get my $10 million
mychatname: do you wish 5%?
princedon7: what do u mean upfront
princedon7: sorry
mychatname: send the $50,000 as i asked above now
mychatname: then you make the claim
mychatname: and we make more money
mychatname: together
princedon7: sorry forget it
mychatname: i am very upset that we cannot go forward
princedon7: sory
princedon7: bye
mychatname: I will ask Dirk Legume to call the authorities to question you further
mychatname: He is a rich and powerful man
mychatname: When you see him tell him that his fly is open
mychatname: he will laugh and may not kill you
mychatname: I will begin spending the $10 million in anticipation of hearing from you
mychatname: Bon Jovi
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