Two Tribes II

[cyrano]

Not as funny as the last skirmish.



Date: Tue, 25 Jan 2005 08:56:19 -0800 (PST)
From: "Lawrence de Arabia" <cyranocoyote@yahoo.com> Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book
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Date: Mon, 24 Jan 2005 22:07:07 -0800 (PST)
From: Lawrence de Arabia <cyranocoyote@yahoo.com>
Subject: ten million dollars
To: princeamanda2002@yahoo.com
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Sorry this took so long but my husband thinks that
with the court case this would be a bad idea, so I
won't be able to stand as next of kin.



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[13:33] princedon7: what r u talking about
[13:33] princedon7: i did not understand the mail u sent me
[13:34] cyranocoyote: Sorry, the address you gave me was returned--addressee unknown.
[13:34] princedon7: what court case r u talking about
[13:34] cyranocoyote: The murder trial. It featured rather prominently in our last exchange.
[13:36] princedon7: what muder trail r u talking about
[13:36] princedon7:
[13:37] cyranocoyote: The murder trial of John James, who was shot in usa.
[13:37] cyranocoyote: John Jones.
[13:38] princedon7: look the John james i am talking about was not murdered , despite that he died hee in my countryy and not in the usa
[13:39] cyranocoyote: Right. But there's more than one John Jones. And this other one is also dead.
[13:40] princedon7: yes
[13:41] cyranocoyote: And my husband thinks it would look bad in court if I were trying to get this money from another John Jones.
[13:42] princedon7: look john is dead , with no next of kin
[13:42] *** Auto-response sent to princedon7: I am currently idle.
[13:42] princedon7: there is nothing bad claiming this money
[13:42] cyranocoyote: And the other John is dead with next of kin.
[13:43] cyranocoyote: I'm sure there's nothing bad about it, but it might look bad without actually being bad. Too many dead Joneses in my life.
[13:43] princedon7: u see the john i am talking about is no way related to the one u r talking about
[13:44] cyranocoyote: Oh. So I'm not really his next of kin?
[13:44] princedon7: yes u r not
[13:44] cyranocoyote: Then how can I claim this money as his next of kin? That sounds bad.
[13:45] princedon7: look i cant find his next of kin
[13:46] princedon7: i have tried to no avail to locate this mans kin
[13:46] cyranocoyote: But if I said I was, then we'd both be lying. Right?
[13:48] princedon7: look this is the only option i have,
[13:49] princedon7: do u want us to allow this mans long term sweat waste in vian'
[13:50] cyranocoyote: I'm not sure he'd think it was less wasted if a total stranger walked away with his sweat.
[13:51] princedon7: look at it this way if my company officials confiscate this fund ?
[13:51] cyranocoyote: Then you've made your company ten million dollars. I hope you have profit sharing--that'd be a hefty piece of change.
[13:52] princedon7: what do u meanits just gong to be confiscated to the government
[13:52] *** Auto-response sent to princedon7: I am currently idle.
[13:52] princedon7: not my company
[13:53] cyranocoyote: Oh! I misread.
[13:54] cyranocoyote: That's different. In that case, what are your government's freedom of information laws like, because if we can keep this out of public domain....
[13:54] princedon7: they r not going to know about this
[13:55] cyranocoyote: So the government doesn't know about it? But they know they're getting the money?
[13:56] princedon7: they do not know anything about it ,but the company will just have to give the money to them if the next of kin does not appear within the time they demanded
[13:57] princedon7: u see my bank belives that i am the only one that can present this mans kin
[13:57] princedon7: if i present u , they will just belive that u r the kin
[13:58] princedon7: they wil only demand for documents to back up this claims
[13:58] princedon7: after they confirm the authenticity of these documents'
[13:58] cyranocoyote: ok. so we can get the documents easy?
[13:58] princedon7: they will have but no option than to release this fund to u
[13:59] princedon7: yes we can , with my position here , i can be able to obtain these documents from diffferent offices .
[14:01] cyranocoyote: That sounds pretty easy.
[14:02] princedon7: so let me knoe ur opinion can u do this with me?
[14:03] cyranocoyote: Yeah, I can work this out with u.
[14:03] princedon7: ok
[14:04] princedon7: just belive me all will be well
[14:04] princedon7: the transaction cut is 70% 4 u and 30% 4 u
[14:05] princedon7: is that ok with u?
[14:05] cyranocoyote: So I get 100%? Or is one of those cuts 4 u?
[14:06] princedon7: the 70% is 4 me and 30% 4 u
[14:07] cyranocoyote: Ah! Well seeing as my cut would be 0% otherwise then that seems reasonable.
[14:07] princedon7: what u talking about?
[14:08] cyranocoyote: Without you as my agent provocateur, I'd have no chance of getting any of this money, unless I found out where this insurance company was located and tried to submit myself. Thus a zero percentage.
[14:08] princedon7: u talking crazy
[14:09] princedon7: i cant continue wasting my time here with u r not serious at all
[14:09] cyranocoyote: Wait. You think I could get the money without your help?
[14:09] cyranocoyote: If you think that, then you're the crazy one.
[14:09] princedon7: u cant get the money without me
[14:09] cyranocoyote: That's what I said.
[14:11] cyranocoyote: Wait a minute--cat's caught in the laundry basket.
[14:11] princedon7: u dont need to submit urself to the company i wil personally employ a lawyer who wil be representing u til the end of this transaction
[14:13] cyranocoyote: ok back now
[14:13] cyranocoyote: So once you get your seven million, are you going to quit your job? I totally would.
[14:13] princedon7: i wil of course
[14:16] princedon7: sob can we proceed?
[14:17] cyranocoyote: Yeah, go ahead and start fabricating those documents.
[14:18] princedon7: what u mean fabricate?
[14:18] cyranocoyote: Well I assume we're going to have to make them, since otherwise we can't actually prove I'm next of kin, right?
[14:19] cyranocoyote: And honestly, for seven million dollars, what's a little forgery and fraud?
[14:19] princedon7: just go awayu
[14:19] cyranocoyote: You really do run hot and cold.

And then he logged out. How rude. A girl would be hurt, if she weren't used to boys acting that way.

Comments

[wilson-lizard.livejournal.com]

heheheheh.. you are wicked! here's the one that Z got... He declines to take up the offer tho.. even tho he didn't kill anyone.. :D

Dear {Z},

I am Mr Dele Paul,the account officer to Martin
Ramsey, who used to work with Shell Development
Company in Nigeria.On the 21st of December
2003,Martin, his wife and their three Children were
involved in a car accident along Sagbama express-road.
All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their
lives. Since then I have made several enquiries to
locate any of my clients extended relatives, but this
has proved unsuccessful. After several unsuccessful
attempts, I decided to track his last name over the
Internet, to locate any member of his family hence I
contacted you.

You are requested to assist in repatriating the money
left behind by my client. This is in an account
deposit with the Diamond Bank Plc containing the sum
$15million dollars. It is important that a probable
next of kin claims this fund within the next fourteen
official working days, failing which it would be sent
to the coffers of the federal government. This is in
consonance with the stipulations of the enabling laws
governing foreign inheritance.

I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin
of the deceased since you have the same last name.
This would facilitate the payment of the proceeds of
the said account to you. All I require is your honest
co-operation to enable us see this deal through. I
guarantee that this will be executed under a
legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any
breach of the law.

Please let me know what you intend to have as your
commission if you agree to embark on this venture.

Best Regards,

Mr Dele Paul.