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Cyrano Jones ([personal profile] cyrano) wrote2006-12-07 11:57 am
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The border no one crosses in the city of night



From: "Kenneth Nzi" <kennethnzi2@hotmail.co.uk> Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
Subject: I need your assistance
Date: Thu, 07 Dec 2006 19:30:30 +0000

FROM : KENNETH NZI
Email; kennethnzi@yahoo.fr

DEAR,

PERMIT ME TO INFORM YOU OF MY DESIRE OF GOING INTO BUSINESS
RELATIONSHIP
WITH YOU. I GOT YOUR NAME AND CONTACT FROM THE IVOIRIAN CHAMBER OF
COMMERCE
ANDINDUSTRY. I PRAYED OVER IT AND SELECTED YOUR NAME AMONG OTHER NAMES
DUE
TO IT'S ESTEEMING NATURE AND THEIR COMMENDATIONS GIVEN TO ME AS A
REPUTABLE
AND TRUST WORTHY PERSON I CAN DO BUSINESS WITH AND BY THEIR
RECOMMENDATIONS
I MUST NOT HESITATE TO CONFIDE IN YOU FOR THIS SIMPLE AND SINCERE
BUSINESS.

I AM KENNETH NZI, THE ONLY CHILD OF LATE MR AND MR CHRISTOPHER NZI, MY
FATHER WAS A VERY WEALTHY COCOA MERCHANT BASED IN ABIDJAN, THE
ECONOMIC
CAPITAL OF IVORY COAST BEFORE HE WAS POISONED TO DEATH BY HIS BUSINESS
ASSOCIATES ON ONE OF THEIR OUTING TO DISCUSS ON A BUSINESS DEAL. WHEN
MY
MOTHER DIED ON THE 21ST OCTOBER 1992, MY FATHER TOOK ME SO SPECIAL
BECAUSE I
AM MOTHERLESS.

BEFORE THE DEATH OF MY FATHER ON 24TH JUNE 2006 IN A PRIVATE HOSPITAL
HERE
IN ABIDJAN. HE SECRETLY CALLED ME ON HIS BEDSIDE AND TOLD ME THAT HE
HAS A
SUM OF US$1,500,000( ONE MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES
DOLLARS) LEFT IN A SUSPENSE ACCOUNT IN A LOCAL BANK HERE IN ABIDJAN,
THAT
HE USED MY NAME AS HIS ONLY SON FOR THE NEXT OF KIN IN
DEPOSIT OF THE FUND.

HE ALSO EXPLAINED TO ME THAT IT WAS BECAUSE OF THIS WEALTH THAT HE WAS
POISONED BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES, THAT I SHOULD SEEK FOR A FOREIGN
PARTNER IN A COUNTRY OF MY CHOICE WHERE I WILL TRANSFER THIS MONEY AND
USE
IT FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSE ,(SUCH AS REAL ESTATE MANAGEMENT).

I AM HONOURABLY SEEKING YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THE FOLLOWING WAYS.

1) TO PROVIDE A BANK ACCOUNT WHERE THIS MONEY WOULD BE TRANSFERED
2) TO SERVE AS THE GUARDIAN OF THIS FUND.
3) TO MAKE ARRANGEMENT FOR ME TO COME OVER TO YOUR
COUNTRY TO FURTHER MY EDUCATION AND TO SECURE A RESIDENTIAL PERMIT FOR
ME
IN YOUR COUNTRY.

MOREOVER, SIR, I AM WILLING TO OFFER YOU 15% OF THE TOTAL SUM AS
COMPENSATION FOR YOUR EFFORT INPUT AFTER THE SUCCESSFUL TRANSFER OF
THIS
FUND TO YOUR NOMINATED ACCOUNT OVERSEA.

FURTHERMORE, YOU CAN INDICATE YOUR OPTION TOWARDS ASSISTING ME AS I
BELIEVE
THAT THIS TRANSACTION WOULD BE CONCLUDED WITHIN SEVEN (7) DAYS YOU
SIGNIFY
INTEREST TO ASSIST ME. PLEASE RESPOND TO MY EMAIL ADDRESS;
kennethnzi@yahoo.fr

PRESENTLY, I AM SEEKING REFUGE IN A LOCAL MOTEL IN ABUJA. YOU CAN REACH
ME
ON THIS NUMBER +234 80241 63418 OR YOU CAN INDICATE YOUR DIRECT
TELEPHONE
NUMBER AND I`LL CALL YOU IMMEDIATELY.

ANTICIPATING HEARING FROM YOU SOON.

THANKS AND GOD BLESS.

BEST REGARDS.
KENNETH NZI




And my response to Kenneth:

Dear, sweet, Kenneth:
My conscience pains me too much to allow this charade to continue. Your contact in the Chamber of Commerce is in league with your father's associates. They paid me two thousand pounds on condition that I work with them, and told me that if I were to thwart their plans then I would meet the same fate as your beloved father.
I beg you to flee Abidjan as quickly as possible; spare no expense. They meant to do you grievous harm as soon as I had the neccessary information, and once they discover my betrayal they will most certainly move to their back up plan. Go to Hong Kong. Near the Star Ferry piers is a touristy bar named the Green Mango. You must go there and look for a man with a ferret on his shoulder. He will be able to guide you further, as I no longer can.
Do not attempt to contact me again at this address, as I must abandon it and my comfortable United States home for my own safety. May God in her infinite wisdom and beauty watch over you and protect you from your adversaries.

Lyle Alzado

[identity profile] jesshartley.livejournal.com 2006-12-07 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG
I adore you.

[identity profile] cyranocyrano.livejournal.com 2006-12-07 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
If I could afford the international phone rates I would totally ring this phone number and pretend to be a threatening business associate.
It's not lying, it's Pretexting!