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My masculine and feminine aspects are teaming up on me today.
I want chocolate. Thick, rich, creamy chocolate.
And pizza. Thick, hot, greasy, cheesy pizza.

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Where's the masculine? I crave both those things when I'm PMSing. Fat and carbs ahoy!

Yay! I'm still all girly!

Is that what's for dinner at your place tonight?

I am SO there.

I'll set an extra place at the table. (:

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I have heard tales of dessert pizzas.
But I want the thick gooey cheese. And the tangy spicy tomato sauce. So it really needs to be portioned out into two dishes. (:

Yep. you're totally PMSing dude. Congrats!

It would explain a few things...

Hey - my on-again/off-again college bf PMSed regularly, and it usually coincided with him instigating another off-again. I've read about scientific studies proving that men have cycles too!

I have also read about those studies, and do not deny the possibility.
Especially since I take such pride in being in touch with my feminine side. (:

Maybe Dominoes will let you order a half-dessert/half-extra cheese pizza. After all, they do offer none pizza with left beef!

Oh that's great! and now *I* no longer need to perform that experiment!
(I'd thought about it, but resisted because it seemed a tragic waste of cheeeeeeeez.)

And pizza. Thick, hot, greasy, cheesy pizza.

Hey. I tried at least. :)

You did! And I approve of your efforts. But it wasn't bad enough for me.

Dang Nabit! I've been successfully forgetting the urge for pizza for two weeks, and here you come barging in like Rambo without a jock-strap and remind of it.

Shame on you!!!

I am a bad monkey.

PS: Have you seen my jock strap? I can't find it anywhere.

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