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[cyrano]

My masculine and feminine aspects are teaming up on me today.
I want chocolate. Thick, rich, creamy chocolate.
And pizza. Thick, hot, greasy, cheesy pizza.

Comments

[lil-m-moses.livejournal.com]

Where's the masculine? I crave both those things when I'm PMSing. Fat and carbs ahoy!

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

Yay! I'm still all girly!

[mostuff.livejournal.com]

Is that what's for dinner at your place tonight?

I am SO there.

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

I'll set an extra place at the table. (:

[katie-in-london.livejournal.com]

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

I have heard tales of dessert pizzas.
But I want the thick gooey cheese. And the tangy spicy tomato sauce. So it really needs to be portioned out into two dishes. (:

[katie-in-london.livejournal.com]

Yep. you're totally PMSing dude. Congrats!

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

It would explain a few things...

[lil-m-moses.livejournal.com]

Hey - my on-again/off-again college bf PMSed regularly, and it usually coincided with him instigating another off-again. I've read about scientific studies proving that men have cycles too!

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

I have also read about those studies, and do not deny the possibility.
Especially since I take such pride in being in touch with my feminine side. (:

[lil-m-moses.livejournal.com]

Maybe Dominoes will let you order a half-dessert/half-extra cheese pizza. After all, they do offer none pizza with left beef!

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

Oh that's great! and now *I* no longer need to perform that experiment!
(I'd thought about it, but resisted because it seemed a tragic waste of cheeeeeeeez.)

[tersa.livejournal.com]

And pizza. Thick, hot, greasy, cheesy pizza.

Hey. I tried at least. :)

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

You did! And I approve of your efforts. But it wasn't bad enough for me.

[miss-friday.livejournal.com]

Dang Nabit! I've been successfully forgetting the urge for pizza for two weeks, and here you come barging in like Rambo without a jock-strap and remind of it.

Shame on you!!!

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

I am a bad monkey.

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

PS: Have you seen my jock strap? I can't find it anywhere.