This can't be good.

[cyrano]

I have no brain. I have lots of anger and tiredness. These are not good combinations.
I'm certain it will come as no surprise to any of you, then, that when a spam email came in entitled 'Forget Losing Your Erection' I immediately started composing "Losing My Erection" in my head.


That's me with Viagra.
That's me with the blue pill.
Losing my erection.
Trying to keep up with you.
And I don't know if I can do it.

Comments

[roseneko.livejournal.com]

Oh no, I wanked too much.
Can't get it up.

I thought that I heard you laughing.
I thought that I heard you moan.
I think I thought I could get off.

But that was just a dream...

[moonlightnrain.livejournal.com]

Oh no I took too much...
I haven't had enough.
I thought that I heard you mocking
I thought that I heard you sigh
I think I thought I saw your thighs...

[denyse.livejournal.com]

Too funny!

[starherd.livejournal.com]

...egads, I hope someone actually makes and records this song...

[darth-snarky.livejournal.com]

Most excellent!