cyrano: (Uncle Scar)
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I have no brain. I have lots of anger and tiredness. These are not good combinations.
I'm certain it will come as no surprise to any of you, then, that when a spam email came in entitled 'Forget Losing Your Erection' I immediately started composing "Losing My Erection" in my head.


That's me with Viagra.
That's me with the blue pill.
Losing my erection.
Trying to keep up with you.
And I don't know if I can do it.

Date: 2008-04-07 11:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] roseneko.livejournal.com
Oh no, I wanked too much.
Can't get it up.

I thought that I heard you laughing.
I thought that I heard you moan.
I think I thought I could get off.

But that was just a dream...

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