Take a letter, Maria

[cyrano]

I have about eight billion things that I need to get in the mail for people.
I'm sure that'll happen sooner or later.
If you aren't expecting a package from me, it's probably sitting on my kitchen table.

Comments

[rhiannonstone.livejournal.com]

"If you are expecting a package from me, it's probably sitting on my kitchen table" is already a linguistically interesting sentence, but what you actually wrote is even more interesting. :)

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

See, that's the thing. Most of these aren't technically expected. Like the surprise t-shirt I have for Windrose.


Oops.

[yami-mcmoots.livejournal.com]

Do I get to pick which letter? I'll take an R.

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

You can pick any letters you want. I may have suggestions, but they'd probably be lewd.

[mostuff.livejournal.com]

Nothing wrong with lewd suggestions.

[yukonsally]

Might that include some songs uploaded for me? For my coffee playlist? (I hope you took some from mine!)

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

I have not yet completed that task, but it's definitely on the to-do list and I may in fact get through it before I manage to hie me hence to the post office. (:
(My playlist, btw, includes "Coffee in a Cardboard Cup" performed by Mandy Patinkin, "The Coffee Song" by Frank Sinatra, "409 in your Coffeemaker" by Green Day, "Coffee" by Garbage, and "Tea and Corpses" by the Flash Girls.)

[roseneko.livejournal.com]

Don't make me come down there and use my Mad Administrative Skillz to help you out. ;)

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

Oh no! That briar patch certainly has great big thorns! Whatever you do, don't fling me in there!

[mostuff.livejournal.com]

Eight billion. Wow. That's a lot! How can you afford the postage?