Take a letter, Maria

[cyrano]

I have about eight billion things that I need to get in the mail for people.
I'm sure that'll happen sooner or later.
If you aren't expecting a package from me, it's probably sitting on my kitchen table.

Comments

[rhiannonstone.livejournal.com]

"If you are expecting a package from me, it's probably sitting on my kitchen table" is already a linguistically interesting sentence, but what you actually wrote is even more interesting. :)

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

See, that's the thing. Most of these aren't technically expected. Like the surprise t-shirt I have for Windrose.


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