My Big Fat Australian Spammer

[cyrano]

-----Original Message-----
From: United Parcel Service [mailto:awnltajnmx@blh.cardno.com.au]
Sent: Wednesday, July 23, 2008 2:18 PM
To: CustomerService
Subject: [RE] UPS Tracking Number 6123178478
Attachments: UPS_INVOICE_187271.zip (48kb)

Unfortunately we were not able to deliver postal package you sent on July the 1st in time because the recipient’s address is not correct.
Please print out the invoice copy attached and collect the package at our office

Your UPS


-----My Response-----

My UPS isn't in Australia, jack ass.
Please open the enclosed .zip file for a basket of chocolates and a coupon for a free coffee at Starbucks.

Comments

[roseneko.livejournal.com]

Ooo! Ooo! I want a basket of chocolates!

I'll skip the Starbucks coffee, though. :P

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

Just unzip my file, then, dear. And when you're done give me the coupon. I'll find somebody to give it to.

[rivendellrose.livejournal.com]

Oh, fun! That one has been going around my office the last week, too - we got a big warning email from IT.

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

I confess, if it hadn't been addressed to our 'Customer Service' account and had been to an account I actually use for package shipping, I might not have been so suspicious immediately.

[lil-m-moses.livejournal.com]

FWIW, the tracking number is all wrong, too. It's way too short and doesn't start with a Z or X.

[yukonsally]

That's why my imaginary package sent to no one didn't get delivered!!

[netdancer.livejournal.com]

*snickers*

Send them back a nasty trojan named "Myaddress.info" ;)

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

If there were anybody to receive the mail, it'd be tempting. With this sort of Spam, the addresses they send from usually get burned pretty quickly.

[mostuff.livejournal.com]

*sigh*

I never get Australian spammers. Lately, it's been Brits.