My Big Fat Australian Spammer

[cyrano]

-----Original Message-----
From: United Parcel Service [mailto:awnltajnmx@blh.cardno.com.au]
Sent: Wednesday, July 23, 2008 2:18 PM
To: CustomerService
Subject: [RE] UPS Tracking Number 6123178478
Attachments: UPS_INVOICE_187271.zip (48kb)

Unfortunately we were not able to deliver postal package you sent on July the 1st in time because the recipient’s address is not correct.
Please print out the invoice copy attached and collect the package at our office

Your UPS


-----My Response-----

My UPS isn't in Australia, jack ass.
Please open the enclosed .zip file for a basket of chocolates and a coupon for a free coffee at Starbucks.

Comments

[lil-m-moses.livejournal.com]

FWIW, the tracking number is all wrong, too. It's way too short and doesn't start with a Z or X.