There are no baby pigeons for the same reason there are no baby eels--they are generated spontaneously by trash left on city streets. It is much the same mechanism by which meat will spontaneously generate maggots.
And... I... don't know anything about those Oreos. PS: We're out of milk.
Well, my first choice is made more difficult by distance. But I find your words always entertaining, if not thought provoking. Or if you have images to share, or perhaps somebody else's words...
Ah, grasshopper, the correct question is "What is the *difference* between a duck?"
Kurt and Ian didn't split up--Kurt shot himself because he was afraid of becoming what he despised, and Ian hung himself for reasons which continue to puzzle us.
You only hate yourself when you're tired because when you're tired your brain doesn't work right and you become stupid. Because hating somebody as cool as you is pretty stupid.
Why was my first Friday of being laid off so boring, even though I didn't usually work on Fridays and would have been at home sitting on my ass regardless?
Oh, and why am I sexually attracted to David Letterman?
Today was boring because you've got nothing to spend your weekend away from, and so there's nothing to contrast it against. Plus, you don't need the day off to run errands or cram social events into and so it just seems a continuation of the day before.
And the Letterman thing is because, in his dry wittiness, he reminds you of me, and you want me bad.
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Also, who ate my oreos?
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And... I... don't know anything about those Oreos. PS: We're out of milk.
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If so, you shall have your entertainment soon... *smile*
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mmmm. Entertainment.
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Am working on it now, but you'll probably be home by the time I'm done.
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Don't rush on my account--I like it slow and deliberate.
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Why did Kurt & Ian split up?
Why do I only hate myself when I am tired?
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Kurt and Ian didn't split up--Kurt shot himself because he was afraid of becoming what he despised, and Ian hung himself for reasons which continue to puzzle us.
You only hate yourself when you're tired because when you're tired your brain doesn't work right and you become stupid. Because hating somebody as cool as you is pretty stupid.
See you in a month!
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Oh, and why am I sexually attracted to David Letterman?
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And the Letterman thing is because, in his dry wittiness, he reminds you of me, and you want me bad.
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Somewhere in the universe it's Friday
Why do people constantly ask you questions about themselves rather than questions about you?
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