What's so funny 'bout

[cyrano]

Oh yeah. Friday. Okay, hit me--it's ask me a question day, and I promise to provide 100% fact-free responses, or your money back!

Comments

[aberrantvirtue.livejournal.com]

Why are there no baby pigeons?

Also, who ate my oreos?

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

There are no baby pigeons for the same reason there are no baby eels--they are generated spontaneously by trash left on city streets. It is much the same mechanism by which meat will spontaneously generate maggots.

And... I... don't know anything about those Oreos. PS: We're out of milk.

[aberrantvirtue.livejournal.com]

How shall I entertain you darling?

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

Well, my first choice is made more difficult by distance. But I find your words always entertaining, if not thought provoking. Or if you have images to share, or perhaps somebody else's words...

[aberrantvirtue.livejournal.com]

Can you read LJ? If I were to post, would you be able to see it?

If so, you shall have your entertainment soon... *smile*

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

If I can't read LJ then I'm doing an excellent job of faking it. (:
mmmm. Entertainment.

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

Bah. I may just have to read it from home. Which could be potentially more entertaining.

[aberrantvirtue.livejournal.com]

I got...er...busy.

Am working on it now, but you'll probably be home by the time I'm done.

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

And I will enjoy it just as much, if not more, there. (:
Don't rush on my account--I like it slow and deliberate.