Gah.

[cyrano]

I was already feeling unsettled and cranky. And then, of course, I let some self righteous Randian wheeze generator get me pissed off. I'm not going to sleep. I may as well get drunk. Or buy a gun. Or ride a rhinoceros through town daring anybody to look at me funny. Or some combination of the above. I like the word rhinoceros. It's fun to say. And there's no law against drunken rhinoceros riding. Is there? I don't think so, anyway. I wonder if the Detroit zoo has rhinoceri. And if they like being spray painted. Because you'd totally need to detail one before you took it out for a spin.

Winston! Saddle up Snuffles for a quick turn about the suburb! Look smart, man! And where the hell is my bourbon?

Comments

[miss-friday.livejournal.com]

You can buy a gun at 1:00 am?

I wouldn't be too sure about not being a law against riding a rhinoceros through town. As I recall, it is illegal for frogs to croak after 11 pm in Memphis, TN.

Truth be told though, I would pay good money to see you do your best Lady Godiva imitation on a rampaging wild beast.

In other news, I wish my boss would learn about nouns and how to use them.

[roseneko.livejournal.com]

What exactly is up with me and all of my friends being cranky last night? I mean, seriously.

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

I suspect that, in Detroit, I can buy nearly anything at one a.m. Including the rhinoceros.
Also, *how* good would that money be?
Also, seems a that your can't figure out an entire of, especially given that is an.

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

I think the mothership's transmitter went wonky. If this keeps up, we're going to have to push back the invasion *another* month.

[orchidsofdesire.livejournal.com]

I support this entry.

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

Would you like a ride on my rhino, young lady?