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An ode to the fuckmonkey in the gold Lexus doing 95 down hwy 101 and swooping across four lanes of traffic with no turn signals giving me at least fourteen inches of clearance so that he wouldn't have to slow down and drive eighty like the people in his lane:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And I hope you die in a fiery crash involving nobody but you and perhaps Ken Lay or Karl Rove.

Enh. At least Dave Barry is funny today.
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