cyrano | Be my little human sacrifice (Reply)

I stole the Cheeky Wee Besom's idea (because I'm lazy and couldn't bestir myself to any great amount of effort) and spent All Hallow's as Swift's Gulliver. I had my knee breeches, banded collar shirt and brocade vest. (And my cassock when I went to visit Ellie.) I was going to get some Playmobil renaissance people or pirates to tie to me with brown yarn but (as anybody at J&B's party can tell you) I went to the Salvation Army and they said Oooooh, toys; we don't do that here. And I went to Goodwill and they said Oooooh, toys; we don't do that any more. And I went to Toys R Very Expensive and they said Ooooh, Playmobil. Those aren't licensed properties, are they? Because we can sell those for more. Would you like chibi X-Men instead? We have those in stock.
So I tied little X-Men to my eighteenth century outfit. Ellie suggested that next year I get a purple jumpsuit and a helmet and use the same idea and be a Sentinel Robot.

There is a part of me that wants me to suffer and die. But it's getting weaker. Now it just convinces me to do things that will make me hurt and feel bad. I'm tired now. But I got a lovely black kiss from Death.