It's all tax deductible, we're fairly incorruptible

In better plays, after the main character completely breaks down on stage, the smart playwright says 'INTERMISSION!' I, on the other hand, don't especially have that option. So how do I follow up my 'Disintegration' post?
Why, with a silly Pirate Quiz that my mostly insane friend Kit has turned up, of course. Ahrrr!

Your pirate name is:


Mad Jack Kidd



Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arrh!

Thank you, that's as self-revelatory as I feel up to at the moment.