What a wicked game to play

So I have been inspired by all the heroic tales of last night's gaming, but alas I have no such tale to tell. The party's monk tried to kick me in the head for having a drink at an inopportune moment. (Dude! We were in a damned wine cellar, okay?)
And our party cleric opened a door I said not to open and got engulfed by green goo which beat the snot out of her until our Sorceror frosted her. (Red Team: Green Goo has unusual healing properties.)
Oh! And we adopted a cute Halfing Security Expert.
Ummm. That covers most of the exciting part of our evening, really.