Like a Horse and Carriage

So. National Protection of Marriage Week.
A man and a woman getting married is a good thing.
Therefore if a man and a woman get married it is good.
And if that same man married another woman it would be twice as good. And if that same woman married another man it would be four times as good. And if that other man married another woman.... wow, already marriage is being protected sixteen times!

So, quickly, let's arrange a wedding network! Start here, who wants to marry me? (Sorry, no boys allowed. You'll have to be my sexy cabana boys.)