All I have to do is dream

I dreamed that I was dreaming that I'd fallen asleep propped up on the kitchen counter and that somebody had broken in and either washed or stolen the huge sink full of dirty dishes and generally stolen or tidied the rest of the house and I was really freaked out and then I dreamed I woke up because I was getting a fax that my alarm hadn't gone off and I missed work and I was fired and then I woke up and it was 5:36, about ten minutes before my alarm went off.
And now it's time to go to work and I'm completely exhausted.

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CNN news break--It appears that sea life is not 'rebounding' as quickly as blithely predicted by government studies about the Exxon Valdez. (Remember the Valdez?) Television leader article entitled 'Sea Otters Stuck With Job'.