In just seven days (And seven nights)

So today I found out that I was expected, as a poll worker, to help set up the station the day before. I've already cut my holiday short one day so I called my station lead and told her I was unavailable.
And she said 'Oh dear! You're my only man. Now, who shall I get to do the heavy lifting?'
Keep in mind this woman has never met me and does not know that I am a sculpted Adonis with muculature that makes women weep with desire. For all she knows, I might be portly and weak in the upper body or, gods forbid, wheelchair bound.
No further rumination currently on the topic. Perhaps later.