That's your horoscope for today

This was the wisdom from the stars today:

Horoscope for: Monday, April 10, 2006

Cyrano,
Someone could tell you something that's very serious to them, but you find it hysterically funny. Obviously, you'd do well not to laugh. Understand that what's nothing to you can be a big issue for another person. While you may think the whole thing is silly, taking it too lightly might work against a relationship.

How profound, wizard!
And yet, so far nobody has come to me with a hilarious problem. Where is my Funny, people? You are running out of today!

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal

Currently, on the railing of my balcony, in the rain, a large plastic dinosaur is menacing a plastic walrus.

And oh, ( Lost Spoiler: Episode Dave )