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Jun. 9th, 2006
Baby got back
Jun. 9th, 2006 03:19 pmHey, you know what would really encourage me to buy your Male Enhancement Product (which you don't even know how to spell so for FUCK'S SAKE why would I trust you to sell me the right FUCKING product you'd probably send me a urinal cake or something by accident)?
The subject line "Hello, oven-shaped"
Because I don't have issues about my size *or* my weight. And comments like that immediately warm me to you.
However, in the list of 'random words we stick at the bottom of the email to prove to you that we're not spam, really' was Pan-turanianism, which has now replaced 'clitoriste' as my favorite word. They also included 'pasty-footed' 'mock-beggar' 'Neo-darwinism' and 'muse-ridden', all of which I have a fondness for.
The subject line "Hello, oven-shaped"
Because I don't have issues about my size *or* my weight. And comments like that immediately warm me to you.
However, in the list of 'random words we stick at the bottom of the email to prove to you that we're not spam, really' was Pan-turanianism, which has now replaced 'clitoriste' as my favorite word. They also included 'pasty-footed' 'mock-beggar' 'Neo-darwinism' and 'muse-ridden', all of which I have a fondness for.