Who tore up all my wallpaper samples?

I was going to post Ask Me a Question Friday when I got home from work last night, but I sat down and was distracted by porn or something.
SO! This week's edition of AMaQF is extended for all weekend! Those of you who have already started their holiday break (Jon Stewart, I'm looking at you) still don't get a question, but those few, those lucky lucky few, who stand with me on St. Stephen's Day, will get to ask questions to their heart's content.

Hey there, Mister Hindu, merry fuckin' Christmas

Today is obviously some sort of convention for StupidHeads here at work. My foul mood continues to grow and swell, like some sort of choler red and bile green bloated Christmas cancer.
To assuage my fermenting hatred, Gilead's balm to my burning rage, I am repeatedly filling out the Chase-Manhattan phishing spam with addresses like the Mission District police station.

Gonna shake your tambourine

Good news. Bad news.

Good news: I finally get to have my lunch. Mmmm salad and macncheez.
Bad news: Lunchtime was about five hours ago.
Badder news: Looks like I'll be here until about two or two-thirty.
Good news: Time and a half starts in five minutes.