Filed under 'S' for 'Idiot'

So I have a wedding to go to next month, and I'm doing my prep stuff so I'm all ready to go and there are no nasty surprizes. And I find that plane tickets to Santa Barbara are about $300, and so I decide that's exorbitant and I'll just drive the length of California, maybe down Highway One. And I am, perhaps, a week or two into this planning function before it occurs to me that the wedding ceremony is in La Jolla, ten miles from San Diego.
Ninety dollar air fare, on an airline I have a mileage plan with.