Goin' to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches

I have two fresh cut peaches in my lunch box today. (Maybe I need an actual lunch box.)
However, this leads to my discovery that we have Pantry Gnomes.
I wanted some honey and lemon juice for the peaches. And I have a ginormous jar of honey that I bought.... uh. Somewhere. Maybe the farmer's market. However, when I went to the pantry to retrieve this sticky behemoth, it was nowhere to be seen. And earlier this week when I made the spinach tofu slurry, I wanted to use a tin of 'cream of something soup' (I think I remember having cream of celery, of chicken and of mushroom). I could find neither tin nor label of cream of anything.
Damn Pantry Gnomes.