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One of the current popular forms of spam right now is to cram three words together: a name, an adjective, and then some synonym for 'penis'. Like the one I'm looking at now, with the subject "IsaiahBiggishSchlong". And I can't help reading that like one of those hyphenated British names.

"Jason St.John-Smythe, meet my friend Isaiah Biggish-Schlong."

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GConnor was good enough to share the 100 Greatest Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian Chat Rooms with me.

Currently this one is my favorite:

( I don't know much )

No, wait, *this* is:

( Three Words )

No, wait, *THIS* is:

( Congressional Nazis )

No, *this* is:

( Tripping on Acid )

Oh! Oh! And this one:

( Those sneaky Greeks )

And this one's good:

( You haven't thought things through at all )