I should know better. I really should.

I've just called the governors of ...the affected states. I wanted them to know that... this government'll help them, but more importantly I wanted them to be able to tell the people in their states that the American people hold 'em up in... hold those who suffered up in prayer. (Emphasis my own.) Loss o' life. Lotta loss o' property. Prayers can help and so can the government.


--G-Bu on the CNN this morning, talking about federal assistance in tornado-besieged areas

I may come back later if my head hasn't exploded and explain the multitude of things that infuriate me about this.

Breaking News from Jamaica

If women would stop manipulating men, then we wouldn't have to kill them so often.
Baby, why you make me do this to you?

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....as for the rest of you around this table not directly related to me, you can fuck off. I wouldn't trust any of you to sit the right way on a toilet seat.

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And in less miserable news, Global Warming Skeptics Claim Patriots Won Super Bowl

Garnered from the lovely and scientific Green Gabbro.

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Scoreboard just posted this very cool link to restaurants that are open right now in Mountain View, with pictures and directions and everything.