Would you give a second thought, would you ever give a damn?

Congratulations! Your party is in a bind, they forgot to write a platform, and it's due tomorrow. So they asked you to whip something up and give it to the press in the morning.
Today's IFIAYAQD question is: What is your platform? Tell me about what your party stands for, and what they believe in, because this year you get to decide.

No salvation, no forgiveness.

As of yesterday, everything and everybody is pissing me off.
So if I unexpectedly bite your head off or come after you for no reason?
It's probably because you're a dumb ass and you totally deserved it.

Love is the beast

.....so maybe being irascible and unpleasant isn't all bad.
I got a MicroSoft support technician to stop giving me canned responses and actually read my email.