Sep. 24th, 2008

cyrano: (Big Time Television)
Got this in my mail box today:

Dear American:

I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.

I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most profitable to you.

I am working with Mr. Phil Gram, lobbyist for UBS, who will be my replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a Senator, you may know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation movement in the 1990s. This transactin is 100% safe.

This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the funds as quickly as possible. We can not directly transfer these funds in the names of our close friends because we are constantly under surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the funds can be transferred.

Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to wallstreetbailout@treasury.gov so that we may speedily transfer your commision for this transaction. After I receive that information I will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds.

Yours Faithfully Minister of Treasury Paulson
cyrano: (My Little Friend)
So for those of you who were clamoring for a social engagement with me on Sunday last, here is a balm to soothe your disappointment. This is what I was doing instead of attending a poetry slam, going clubbing, checking out the Finnish fusion restaurant that opened up on Castro, watching the new Dane Cook flick, or just chilling on the couch with you.
(I'm actually in the second video, but that doesn't mean "Icky" isn't funny.)
Yay for doing something acting related again. And thanks to Ms. Brown for making me look good.

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