WTF?

Seriously, WTF?
Below I present actual words spoken on a commercial for a television show called "Sports Soup".
Basically, it's The Soup but for sports. Two nights a week, we'll be delivering a different kind of show.
He doesn't even take a breath between these contradictions.

It's just unconscious knowledge

Remember last night when I said WTF?
I'd like to just repeat that here. WTF? Seriously WTFF?
The famous she's smiling on FaceBook so the rape can't have been that traumatic to her defence. Hand to God. I'm just glad that the court called 'bullshit'.

Long range plans

Lee has just confirmed it: Lee Press-On and the Nails will be doing a New Year's Eve show with Steve Lucky and the Rhumba Bums. This is currently riding at the top of all of the announced New Year's Eve plans.
(Suck it, Dick Clark and Ryan Seachrest!)

Also, it looks like I'm not going to Colorado in November.