Oy.

Hey you. You, sending letters to LDS temples. The ones with 'suspicious white powder' in the envelopes.

You're not cool. You're not funny. You're not a Warrior for Justice.
You're just a dick.
(Also? You're about five years out of style.)

With a Girl in a Time Machine

You know that moment? The one when the A plotline and the B plotline both suddenly look up at you as if they hadn't noticed you standing there before, and they say "Oh yeah, we can both resolve in the same scene just before the commercial break--this is how it'd work..." and then go back to playing Parcheesi or smoking or whatever they were doing?
I need more moments like that.
(Now.... to avoid breaking the characters....)