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I always assumed that when I finally ran away from work, I'd get farther away.
Yet another disappointment. I suppose tomorrow is another day.

I see angels on Ariels

I am completely uninjured.

One would not expect that the first reaction to a huge adrenaline spike would be "I need a Coke."
One would be mistaken.
File this under tags for idiot, SUV, turn signals motherfucker use them.