You Have Got to Be Fucking Kidding Me, Part LCVII

So. I'm filling out my UI request online. Because they practically beg you to.
After the first screen, they say "We can't go any further online. Please call the 800 number."
The SAME fucking 800 number that I tried to call two weeks ago, the one that says "We have so many phone calls that we're not answering the phone."
I was not born with enough middle fingers.

EDIT:I'm an idiot. The first question does not read "Did you work in California in the past 18 months?"
In fact, it reads "Did you work OUTSIDE of California in the past 18 months?"

We said goodnight to Broadway

Hunh. I'm told that Uncle Shane has rejoined the Pogues, and that they're going to be in town in October. (The Warfield on the 13th)

From a conversation with EarthPig

A great deal of my thoughts today end in the Jubal Early phrase "Does that seem right to you?" It's three-thirty on a Monday and I'm at home in my underwear reading LJ. Does that seem right to you?